thornyonmain: (but i think theyre just unhappy)
merle hitower highchurch ([personal profile] thornyonmain) wrote2018-04-14 03:17 am

inventory

INVENTORY
► SMOOSHER ( warhammer )
► BRACER OF BALANCE ( on his left arm, unable to be removed )
► WOODEN ARM ( on his right arm, able to be removed )
► EXTREME TEEN BIBLE ( ruined with water damage, unreadable )
► AWARENESS FRAMES ( thick, boxy, brown tortoiseshell glasses )
► PAN CHICK TRACTS ( ruined with water damage, unreadable )
► VROOM BROOM ( wooden flying broom, limited use per day, activated by the phrase "hang ten!" )
► STONE OF FARSPEECH
► ROOMBOMB ( it's a roomba-shaped stuffed animal, function is a surprise )


SUPPLIES
► SACK OF RICE
► KNIFE
► WHISTLE
► BAR OF SOAP


ACCRUED OFFERINGS
► 3